Women's History Month Cancelled Because There's No such Thing As Women

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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Me dino had to look up the month. It's this 'un.
Then I wondered if there's actually a Men's History Month. Yep, it's June. June? A lady who lives next door to me is named June.
Oh, that's wonderful! Even more wonderful is that me dino was born in March. My confusion about my now politically correct nonexistent manhood becomes less of a haze.
Ever "hear" me cry, "I am dino! Hear me ROAR!" Know where I got that from? Some old song that in part goes, "I am woman! Hear me ROAR!"
Oh, well, what the hell? Now there's no women or men either. There being no such thing as gender means we can be whatever gender we want.
My newly woke logic has nothing to do with crass confusion. It means being a member of the Democrat Party.
Excuse me while I go slip into something comfortable and maybe powder my nose. David Dino or Daisy Dino? Who cares?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24OT5...
Hey, this Ed Wood mess stars a has-been Dracula, who ain't even in the trailer!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Like me dino said, I never saw it before until I spotted on a grocery store shelf. Liking sauerkraut, think I'll get a "backup can" just in case that "seasoned southern style country cabbage" (whatever that is exactly) does not appeal to me on my birthday of all days.
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  • Posted by rhfinle 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Think about it. The genetic mutilation assures that, in at least half the cases, the individual will no longer be able to reproduce. This performs the same function as the ZPG movement (Zero Population Growth) I had friends who fell for that, and their kids don't play with my kids, because they don't have any. Note too, that LGBT (as well as ZPG) largely targets White kids, meaning that it's OK for Black or mixed-race couples to reproduce, but we don't need White couples doing it.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, sauerkraut which is cabbage is what I've been getting out of a can to eat with corned beef but now I actually found for the first time ever a can that states "GLORY FOODS Seasoned Southern Style Country CABBAGE" with a photo of a spoon lifting slices (not chopped) pieces of cabbage out of a bowl.
    Part of what's on the back is a recipe for a "Delicious Cabbage Dip" and below it is a small photo of a smiling Micheala Mercer Rosenthal, West Hills, CA--Winner of 2014 "Can You Make the Can?" Cabbage Recipe Contest.
    "2014?" me dino doth sayeth. That made me check out the expiration date. "Best if used by Jun 2021." Yay! I can eat this March 17!
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  • Posted by Commander 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The date runs up and down between the third and fourth panels...1991
    Thirty years later....new for the youngsters
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  • Posted by Commander 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I have one book, Tenth Anniversary, 1995. I keep it with; Where The Wild Things Are.
    Mom said I needed to know someone else out there thought of me too.
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  • Posted by Commander 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hey! I heard of the (we gotta make up a symbol like Price did) who does that procedure.
    Dr. Cockalottapuss
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  • Posted by Commander 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Worst of all, I found it in a Wet Market. Hoping it's not contagious. You never know WHO might take this the wrong way.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Ed Wood was just weird. There's a weird movie about him played by Johnny Depp. Here's the weird trailer.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CawVa...
    The entire weird movie is in YouTube if you really want to see it. Me dino rented that weird movie a long time ago. Noticed on Youtube the opening titles are weirdly backward for just now taking a peek. Maybe that's so some weirdo won't steal it.
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  • Posted by NealS 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I watched the whole hour and a quarter of the movie. Can anyone explain it to me? I figured out the rape scene, but the rest was just weird.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That vidoe makes me ANGRY!

    As for Mother Nature, doubt if I had to pay it cigarettes. Alabama state inmates can't carry cash so smokes are prison currency but they can also make do trading canteen snacks.
    Recall two officers being fired after getting caught for having their homophone's blown. Never cared much for either one of them.
    A female officer fancied a male inmate. After having sex, she got caught when other inmates clamored to line up and take their turns.
    A female and a male officer having sex while safely locked away in an observation cubicle got caught due to not seeing two inmates who got into a fight. Hated to see the male officer go. He once risked his neck to get me out of a serious jam a couple of years earlier.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    At least someone is still re-printing these. I have all the books and my kids have dog-eared them nearly to death. I'm going to have to buy replacements soon. ;)
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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 4 years, 4 months ago
    “Glen or Glenda” pioneered the acceptance of the medical procedure often termed Takeadickoffome. Was there ever a movie about the lesser know procedure “Addadicktome”?

    I’m a bad, bad boy.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I agree. My suggestion was very much like Johnathan Swifts "A Modest Proposal".

    Would love to give these idiots just what they want, and watch the backlash. Letting boys play sports as girls has already compromised some girls sports programs.
    https://www.prageru.com/video/the-end...

    Sounds like that inmate wanted to blow your homophone.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Personally, me dino would rather watch real women complete than ridiculous-looking men who think they are women.
    For a fact heterosexual could not for BLAUGH! watch at at all. Guess that makes me a homophone.
    Recall a gay prostitute inmate known as "Mother Nature," who was smitten with Officer Dino when I worked at a prison. I wasn't mean. I just ignored that it.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Never saw cabbage in a can before, but I actually bought one to go with my can of corned beef in that day.
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