Women's History Month Cancelled Because There's No such Thing As Women

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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Me dino had to look up the month. It's this 'un.
Then I wondered if there's actually a Men's History Month. Yep, it's June. June? A lady who lives next door to me is named June.
Oh, that's wonderful! Even more wonderful is that me dino was born in March. My confusion about my now politically correct nonexistent manhood becomes less of a haze.
Ever "hear" me cry, "I am dino! Hear me ROAR!" Know where I got that from? Some old song that in part goes, "I am woman! Hear me ROAR!"
Oh, well, what the hell? Now there's no women or men either. There being no such thing as gender means we can be whatever gender we want.
My newly woke logic has nothing to do with crass confusion. It means being a member of the Democrat Party.
Excuse me while I go slip into something comfortable and maybe powder my nose. David Dino or Daisy Dino? Who cares?
Hey, this Ed Wood mess stars a has-been Dracula, who ain't even in the trailer!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/womens-history-month-canceled-for-implying-there-is-such-a-thing-as-women

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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    When Rand Paul asked the transgender candidate for assistant health secretary if it supported children making life altering decisions about their biological sex, including hormonal treatment and genital mutilation, it deflected rather than responding. The underlying premise is that minors should be allowed the right to make these life altering decisions without parental consent.

    Why is this premise being pushed so hard? The transgender thing is a red herring. What's really behind it is that once they make it legal that children can decide to change their sex, the next step is to declare they should have the inherent right to choose who and when they have sex with, including adults. It's a scheme to legalize pedophelia.
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    • Posted by rhfinle 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Think about it. The genetic mutilation assures that, in at least half the cases, the individual will no longer be able to reproduce. This performs the same function as the ZPG movement (Zero Population Growth) I had friends who fell for that, and their kids don't play with my kids, because they don't have any. Note too, that LGBT (as well as ZPG) largely targets White kids, meaning that it's OK for Black or mixed-race couples to reproduce, but we don't need White couples doing it.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Wish this was the approach we took with black history month. Would be much better to begin to dismiss racial differences than enumerate them and inflame.

    For women, doesn't seem like this works. However, if zealots really like this, eliminate women's and men's sports, and just have one, non-gendered sport. Suspect that will simply mean virtually no women play sports, but ok we are all the same...
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Personally, me dino would rather watch real women complete than ridiculous-looking men who think they are women.
      For a fact heterosexual could not for BLAUGH! watch at at all. Guess that makes me a homophone.
      Recall a gay prostitute inmate known as "Mother Nature," who was smitten with Officer Dino when I worked at a prison. I wasn't mean. I just ignored that it.
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      • Posted by $ Thoritsu 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        I agree. My suggestion was very much like Johnathan Swifts "A Modest Proposal".

        Would love to give these idiots just what they want, and watch the backlash. Letting boys play sports as girls has already compromised some girls sports programs.

        Sounds like that inmate wanted to blow your homophone.
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        • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
          That vidoe makes me ANGRY!

          As for Mother Nature, doubt if I had to pay it cigarettes. Alabama state inmates can't carry cash so smokes are prison currency but they can also make do trading canteen snacks.
          Recall two officers being fired after getting caught for having their homophone's blown. Never cared much for either one of them.
          A female officer fancied a male inmate. After having sex, she got caught when other inmates clamored to line up and take their turns.
          A female and a male officer having sex while safely locked away in an observation cubicle got caught due to not seeing two inmates who got into a fight. Hated to see the male officer go. He once risked his neck to get me out of a serious jam a couple of years earlier.
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