Using Todd as their token white male privilege Muppet, Sesame Street shall start teaching little kids all about social justice and social injustice and how to distinguish between each.
It's all so helpfully educational for this rapidly changing Woke world.
For example, it's immediately clear that Todd owes reparations when Grover confronts him about having a distant ancestor who fought for the Confederacy. Talk about proof of being personally infected by America's unforgivable ORIGINAL SIN!
Later listen to Abby Cadabby tearfully sing "Workforce Blues" upon learning coworker Todd is paid 30% more for stocking grocery shelves. What a heart-wrencher!
Well, dear reader, you can see where all this is so thankfully going. In an upcoming episode entitled "R is for Racism," only Todd can excel at being the teacher's pet as minority puppets are forced to learn that 2+2=4. Oh, the horror!
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