AOC: "I Was Killed In The Capitol Riots! Boo! Now I'm A Ghost!

Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago to Humor
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Me wid me dino BS journalisn degree
I weep for thee, dear AOC
Oh, what--what did Ted Cruz do to thee?
Oh, give me a safe "no spook" zone to go cry!
Oh, why, oh--oh WHY did AOC have to DIE?
Forsooth, did you hear that bump in the night?
Click the link to learn--
--that even in death AOC ain't so very bright.

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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 1 month ago
    Be nice you 'beasts'. That girl is eat up with PTSD! She needs professional help! Course she'd probably mess up his/her minds.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino had to take a brief moment to think about this, got what you meant and then enjoyed a nice long laugh.
    Yeah, AOC is widely known as a dingbat.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Recently read Dracula by Bram Stoker. You also stuff the mouth with garlic even though you cut the head off after piercing the heart with that stake.
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  • Posted by $ AJAshinoff 5 years, 1 month ago
    I sent this to my daughter. She had to ask "is this satire?" Speaks volumes about AOC, no?
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  • Posted by Lucky 5 years, 1 month ago
    Whoever did it forgot to sharpen the stake.
    Quick, apply more garlic.
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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 5 years, 1 month ago
    AOC is a ghost? I know she will be haunting all of us for years!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 1 month ago
    "...sometimes gets the sheet on backwards." LOL, can't stop laughing!

    Nice poem, Dr. Dino Esq.
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