AOC: "I Was Killed In The Capitol Riots! Boo! Now I'm A Ghost!

Posted by $ allosaur 4 weeks ago to Humor
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Me wid me dino BS journalisn degree
I weep for thee, dear AOC
Oh, what--what did Ted Cruz do to thee?
Oh, give me a safe "no spook" zone to go cry!
Oh, why, oh--oh WHY did AOC have to DIE?
Forsooth, did you hear that bump in the night?
Click the link to learn--
--that even in death AOC ain't so very bright.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-she-was-killed-in-the-capitol-riots-and-is-a-ghost


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