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IN THE MEME TYME: INCOMING! Humor Edition and a Very Special DEBUT

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 3 months ago to Humor
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In The Meme Tyme is Excited to Debut a Fabulous ALLOSAURIC MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years, 3 months ago
    OUC: All are Great. The Conspiracy Theorist reminds me of my latest call to a call center/help desk - No wonder I couldn't understand the 'person' on the other end ...
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  • Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 3 months ago
    Loved the Mars jokes. One would wonder how long a colony of leftists would last there without either destroying themselves or figuring out that leftism is a bad joke. My bet is that they'd only go if it was a penal colony where they could enslave the workers and set things up as a plantation. You can bet they sure wouldn't adopt "Mars is a Harsh Mistress" rules...

    I'm also a transvaxxite. ;)

    PS - the unicorn's head is a pistol grip! Isn't that illegal now? [rolls eyes]
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    • Posted by rhfinle 4 years, 3 months ago
      It occurs to me that we did that before -- the Plymouth colony was essentially a socialist commune. If the Native Americans hadn't helped them out, they'd have all died the first year.
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        Posted by $ blarman 4 years, 3 months ago
        Jamestown was the same way. Until they abandoned their socialist thinking they were literally starving to death. Without slaves to loot from, socialists inevitably are their own worst enemies.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years, 3 months ago
    Laughing all the way, OUC! Great collection and theme this week. Thank you.

    Oh, I think I've identified why Peabody and Sherman's mission failed: They brought a comdom instead of a condom, LOL!
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    • Posted by bobsprinkle 4 years, 3 months ago
      An in depth search of my very heavy Readers Digest Great Encyclopedic Dictionary provided no information about "coMdom. A duckduck search produced this
      Comdom: A portmanteau of "Command" and "Condom", it's slang for a head of staff who is an idiot. Often screamed 4noraison, but generally deserved, it's what NT is known for in leadership! Now, you've selected a head of staff role. This gets you a shiny ID card, access to the bridge, a telebaton, and command channel.
      So.... our current leadership is the result of a broken ru**er.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 4 years, 3 months ago
    Wow. Glad I was not partaking of a beverage while reviewing these -- the keyboard would have gotten splattered ...
    So much fun here ... Jolly good laugh at the Time machine heading back to 1939 ...
    That silly twit having a snit being under a tack ...
    So much infrastructure ... can I get someone to remove the weeds from my front yard in the context of infrastructure dearly needing attention?
    Transvaxxite and the Unicorn AR15... good stuff there.
    And, of course, Mr. Fauchy smelling his own farts.
    Thank you Carl.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 3 months ago
    Did you find the very First Allosauric Meme?
    Congratulations, Dino!
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    • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 3 months ago
      Me dino found a heel who needs to heel.
      I am dino~~
      Hear me ROAR!
      Also like the lopsided gun confiscation boxes and what I keep harping on here and elsewhere about being the ONLY reason for the border crisis that's now being called a disaster for a better word.
      Just realized that the Red Planet would be a great place for all the woke jokes to go and enjoy their dream of a communist Utopia.
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      • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 3 months ago
        I have a meme with a sling shot uploading files into the "cloud"...might work.
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        • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 3 months ago
          Why am I thinking of Peter Pan's Never Never Land?
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          • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 years, 3 months ago
            I don't know why...lol. Don't remember it.

            So, did you like your "Allosaur Memes© ?
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            • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 3 months ago
              "Yeth," sayeth His Excellency Dino Philosoraptor Allosaurus III Esquire BS for trying to speak with a mouth full of long serrated teeth without nicking up his tongue.
              Never Never Land is up in the sky where Peter Pan and The Lost Boys (not the by their name inspired 80s vampire movie title) never had to grow up (just like undead kid vampires) while Captain Hook is endlessly pursued by the tick-tocking crocodile that swallowed a clock along with his hand and where goofy-looking cartoon Indians recently got the Disney movie Cancel Culture cancelled after all these years.
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