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Coca-Cola Fights White Supremacy By Cancelling Vanilla Coke.

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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Never heard of Vanilla Coke and had to look it up to be sure it's real. Old dino remembers when white supremacy WAS real. It's race hustlers like Al Sharpton, BLM and all those woke and Coke jokes who still fantasize the IS.

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wow, did you jog an ancient old dino memory. When I was a little kid, I had a sizable box of crayons that went way beyond basic colors.
    One of the more exotic ones was labelled "FLESH." It was actually a Caucasian skin color.
    Bet big boxes of crayons don't have that anymore!
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    My half-breed Indian father was considered 'white' and his skin was a lovely mahoghony color. Blue eyes though.
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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 4 years, 4 months ago
    Damn...now I gotta quit drinking Coke Products. Woke Bastards. I recently dropped Land O" Lakes butter because they banished the indian maiden. Last time I saw their package there was just a green patch where she used to sit. They didn't even make a new logo...just sent the little Indian Maiden packing. AHHH what the heck....she was a minority...who at the corporate office actually cares about an individual minority getting screwed over....much more important to virtue signal to the whitey, white, white social warrior complainers...who by the way...probably don't even eat butter....they probably use margarine because it is plant based.
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  • Posted by $ puzzlelady 4 years, 4 months ago
    Oh, come on. That sounds like something out of The Onion. What's next--no more vanilla ice cream? No milk? No rice? No coconut? No marshmallows? No "white meat"? No white sugar? No white teeth? No white wedding gowns? Have they looked at "white" people? Only albinos come close to being white. Caucasian skin is beige or pink and every shade in between. How far is this insanity going to spread? Will snow have to be pre-dyed to a mud color before it is allowed to fall?

    Let us draw a lesson from all this about the mind's glitches in miscataloguing concepts and extrapolating irrationally.
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  • Posted by $ rjim 4 years, 4 months ago
    Vanilla Coke is or was real. It was not as successful as Cherry Coke from the fountain days in the '50s and '60s. It was available in cans for a while.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 4 years, 4 months ago
    I think Coke should just remove all white lettering from their products and see how they sell.

    Imagine an all red can of soda...
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