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China Joe Swears In On Copy Of Communist Manifesto

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago to Humor
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago
    If he'd put his hand on the Bible he would have gone up in flames. What a pack of lies he was telling today.
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      Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
      You've a stronger stomach than me and I used to work at a maximum security prison.
      Me dino just could not listen to that squint-eyed for trying to think while senile quid pro quo China Joe Thief-In-Chief.
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        Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
        they managed to get the reins of power. We just have to anticipate what they will do and try and protect ourselves as much as possible. This government is our enemy. The more they do to pound on trump, the more we will all develop hatred for the left. Impeachment is going to haunt the left, mark my words.
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      Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
      I pledge not to listen to biden or watch him on TV, and that stretches to Harris also. They just spout propaganda to increase their power. I already know what they are going to say before they even say it.
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        Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
        Me dino hasn't pledged and don't need to-~~due to being overwhelmingly compelled to change that TV or radio channel! And I mean instantly!
        The Schiff that spews forth from their oral orifices is like me dino's kryptonite!
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          Posted by lrshultis 3 years, 3 months ago
          I don't pledge, but keep vigilant of the creeping collectivism of Socialism and religion. Know your enemies is the only way toward defeating them.
          I would like to turn off every one of them but then I would not know what they stand for. I do admit to doing a lot of cussing at the TV, but will endure the crap that makes up what will be tomorrow's history. I can only hope that citizens will unite against such enemies but find a way to do so without becoming ruled by some other tyrants.
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            Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
            Me dino knows my enemies by listening to Rush, Hannity, Carlson, Levine, Watters, Pirro and Diamond and Silk now that I'm starting to watch Newsmax and OAN during the day for only watching Fox News during prime time. That way I don't have to hear some Fake News sickening for fawning Joe and Jill Biden love story or learn what flavor milkshake crooked Joe likes to drink.
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              Posted by $ Stormi 3 years, 2 months ago
              That's Dr. Jill, the idiot who Tucker showed up by reading her poorly written thesis, full of errors in both math and grammar. You have picked the right poeple to whom to listen. Biden spent too much time fawning over the Marxist King, Obama.
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    Posted by $ jbrenner 3 years, 3 months ago
    So much for Buy-dem being the Catholic he proclaims to be.
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      Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 3 months ago
      Its funny, because the Democratic Platform specifically denounces God and is far more indicative of where these Democrats' true feelings lie. Nancy Pelosi is also theoretically a Catholic.

      I'm not a Catholic, but I do feel sorry for all those Catholics who have to live with these politicians claiming they are adherents of Catholicism when they violate some of the core tenets of that religion.
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        Posted by $ jbrenner 3 years, 3 months ago
        Jesus said many would claim to his followers, but he would say, "I do not know you". By no means is what I am saying meant to be an endorsement of Christianity. I am pointing out Buy-dem's and Pelosi's hypocrisy.
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        Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
        I have thought for a long time that the catholic religion was one of the more irrational ones out there, with very few tenets that actually made sense.
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          Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
          Irrational is right. I recall as a kid praying for people who have just die in a hope of shortening their stay in Purgatory. Purgatory is not in The Bible. It's not in the Catholic one either. Conclusion: There ain't no Purgatory. It's something made up during the Middle Ages to get people to pay money for something called "indulgences" for shortened Purgatory stays I recall reading a long time ago.
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            Posted by term2 3 years, 3 months ago
            until I gave up this crazy religion when I was 17, I used to think of purgatory was where I would go, since I would NEVER actually make it to heaven (wherever that was). I thought all my friends would either be in purgatory or hell. No one I knew was goody-goody enough to make it to heaven !!!
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              Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
              No one IS goody-goody enough. That's the why of Jesus.
              That's a documented historical fact about a Christian belief.
              So me dino chose to write, trying not to break board rules here.
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    Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago
    This whole inaugural thing today seemed almost surreal. It was so perfect. Not a hostile threat of any kind. Just sweetness and light. I think the Left is frightened. They expected trouble and trouble didn't happen. They are now confused.
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    Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 3 months ago
    THANK YOU, DINO! I really needed that little slice of humor for my day! The visual of commie Harris is priceless! LOL!

    Edit add: I fear there's going to be a very special place in the Gulag for writers of the Babylon Bee.
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    Posted by bobsprinkle 3 years, 3 months ago
    I couldn't stomach and did NOT watch any of it yesterday. BUT, Rush Limbaugh had the best comment of the day about it. He said while GaGa sang the national anthem, he observed that NO ONE TOOK A KNEE!
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    Posted by Turfprint 3 years, 3 months ago
    The old hardline communist party is still alive and well, make no mistake. Here is a hint, A full card carrying branch has been operating out of University of Illinois since I think the forties but I know for sure the fifties. They change names regularly and split off branches that soon become the main branch. It's like Disney, a Corp owned by wholly owned subsidiary etc etc. BTW, that is where Bill Ayers is a "well respected" professor.
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      Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago
      You make me want to write that the devil appeared after the swearing in and said, "I am Bee-Bee-Beeee-Beelzebub and I approve of this blasphemy." Oops, I jest did. Jest? Meant to write "just." Was that Freudian slip subliminal?
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