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Oldest Michigan Voter Born During 1850

Posted by allosaur 3 years, 5 months ago to Politics

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Maybe dem absentee dry bones voted on Halloween.

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Posted by BCRinFremont 3 years, 5 months ago

There have got to be dinosaurs in Michigan that were born before 1850? I'm sure Allosaur has a few ancestors up there.

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 5 months ago
  
  Just a bunch of old fossils who needed naught to vote for with teeth and talons (the latter on decent looking arms) ruling late Jurassic North America before
  T-Rex replaced allosaurs during the late Cretaceous that, lo, the Heavenly Asteroid of Antioch endeth to render the dinosaur age as no more.
  Yay, should ye walketh in the valley of evil, verily fear only snake faces the likes of Chuck Schumer for dinos are kaput.
  
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  Posted by BCRinFremont 3 years, 5 months ago
  
  I guess they may not be voters...
  
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Posted by 25n56il4 3 years, 5 months ago

Just heard a bunch of dead folks have requested ballots and are voting. Bit late, doncha think?

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  Posted by allosaur 3 years, 5 months ago
  
  The walking dead are viciously tenacious but not all that smart.
  
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