Get Yer Control Freak Shoot On A Mask Gun.

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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It's even laser guided! Hey, all ya'll socialists out thar!
When yuh ain't drivin' 65 in the fast lane ter MAKE speeders obey the law, soon yuh might git yer hands on a nifty gun whut shoots masks on ter faces of all them thar Covid-19 pandemic lawbreakers we all see a-walkin' around!
Yeehah! On anudder one slap a mask! On anudder one slap a mask!
As ya'll gonner see in ther link, fer the ballistic windage aspect on a mask pojectile, ther gun aims better inside a Walmart than on them thar windy beaches!
On anudder one slap a mask! Woo! Le's have fun! Make 'em cry n' run!
SOURCE URL: https://futurism.com/neoscope/gun-shoots-masks-onto-faces


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  • Posted by $ DriveTrain 1 month ago
    I won't even mess with the whole related subject that is "control-fetishism," but... the likelihood arrest is strong with this one. At minimum for assault (I assume any lawyer looking for some serious buckage would be able to convince people that adding "with a deadly weapon" was a viable thing,) to say nothing of the prospect of one of the neodymium magnets whipping around and giving an eyeball a high-velocity impact.

    Impressive engineering though, if not politics.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month ago
      Shooting a mask into someone's face is an assault even if the intention is a joke. If an inmate tossed or shot anything in my face when I was a state prison corrections officer (I've been assaulted but not like that), it would be self-defense legal for me to immediately respond by going to work with my stick or Tazing the dude or using paper spray. My effective response would have to be short and sweet to avoid an excessive force charge.
      Gone are those good old days. Now I'm an just old man with a cane and a left foot messed up by Type 2 diabetes.
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  • Posted by $ Commander 1 month ago
    Considering the amount of potential misfires.....this thing is going to need a HUUUUGE clip!
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    • Posted by freedomforall 1 month ago
      At least that law was declared unconstitutional.
      ;^)
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      • Posted by $ Commander 1 month ago
        There's no way magazine size laws will ever pass in Bama
        It takes a clip of 20 to shoot enough deer for a meal...lol When I lived near Auburn in 81/2 the annual per person harvest was 82 per person combined seasons.
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        • Posted by $ 1 month ago
          Thet thar must be why successful hunters on PC outdoors man TV shows like ter say "I done harvested me a deer."
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          • Posted by $ Commander 1 month ago
            My aunt was raised on Sand Mountain. When my Uncle retired from the Navy out of Corpus they bought 170 acres outside Opelika. I went down to help set up a (proper pseudo-phonetic pronunciation) Peecan orchard. The first hike to the back 20 I crested the rise and saw at least 50 animals in the herd. Wow, this is easy pickins. Joked with my Uncle about his questionable **-47 that had unregulated firing capacity...LOL! A few months later one of the students from Auburn U that knew my "folks", and was from Vietnam, expressed he could get a crate of ammo for $500. I thought standard ammo can....he says No, one meter cube! Ground swat !!!!!!

            Unc declined. 35 year service pension and all the consultation at The Pentagon and the major aircraft manufacturers might have been a little jeopardized. However, I did get a treat. I don't think anyone ever got to see Cap'n Dan's eyes get that large.
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