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  • Posted by gafisher 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    During a dull D.N.C. dinner, Mrs. Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer. "I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

    "Very impressive," said Chuck, "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean."

    "Oh, I know", replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does the parrot.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    I really like the way that your brain is working here ... Open Faced Sandwich ... and now I make a dash to the kitchen in hopes to prepare a splendid array of ingredients on a single piece of bread.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    You are very welcome.
    "Open faced truth"; is that anything like an "Open Faced Sandwich"?...either: so you can "see" what's in it or because you only have one piece of bread.
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 5 years, 1 month ago
    Thank you Carl ... Favorites include:
    + Climate change good old days
    + Dihydrogen monoxide (I've been using that bit for years)
    + The Great Biden Decoder Ring.
    The Biden has Dementia really just hits the nail on the head, not so much a meme as the open faced truth.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 5 years, 1 month ago
    You've outdone yourself this week!

    "Stupid is as stupid does!"
    Decoder ring made my day - although I don't think it actually exists.
    Viva la potato!
    Viva la bad LOTR jokes!
    Lip thong made me chuckle for about ten minutes.
    A Laurel and Hardy classic taken to another level!
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  • Posted by Aurum79 5 years, 1 month ago
    Do you think Nancy was trying to be clever and funny the way President Trump has been so many times (with her fat jab), or just mean?
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  • Posted by Herb7734 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Don't forget the verbal interpreter so we can understand whatinell the guy is talking about. While every word is clear as a bell, when he puts them in a sentence they become incoherent.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, that is why I posted it, it relates to today's situation...pretty damn funny though...they are so dumb, all they had to do is walk up a few more stairs...LMAO
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  • Posted by freedomforall 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    In a mall that is empty because the democrat mayor has forced everyone to stay home.
    Expect a bail out for all the real estate billionaires. Can't let property prices fall to their real market value. That would mean lower taxes and better housing for the serfs. Can't have that.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    You're an "arteest", OUC! The beer demands and bacon fat essentials, not to mention bacon wrapped murder bees and finally getting that Biden decoder ring are right up there.

    Oh, let's not forget the hearing impaired LOSER!
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 1 month ago in reply to this comment.
    That one really made me laugh, I see the nurses every night with homemade masks that makes their ears stick out like that.
    I kinda hoped that would work for me, then I would not need to cup my hands behind my ears to hear someone speaking behind their masks.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 1 month ago
    Me dino can really relate to the Age Of Elves meme. My two Bama medical masks are ear wrap-arounds that compete with the handles of glasses and the tops of hearing aids too.
    Using my rear view mirror, I at first really look elven and feel my ears acutely pushed out while I fuss to make enough adjustments not to get laughed out of whatever store I'm about to enter.
    And, yes, I too think Porking Piglosi is morbidly retarded~~just like creepy Quid Pro Quo Joe.
    Uh, come, er, to, um. think about it, uh, uh, withiout his, ah, teleprompter, um, Barry Butthead ain't, uh, much better.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 5 years, 1 month ago
    Always loved Who's on first.
    Practiced it with my best friend in college on a driving trip and performed it repeatedly during that holiday. 👍
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