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IN THE MEME TYME: Only ONE Toilet Paper Joke Edition, (I Promise) and Random Acts of Observing Facts.

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 1 month, 1 week ago to Humor
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So, last weeks Edition didn't do so hot and I thought it was one of the funniest...what do I know?
So this week, let's try something different.
Hope you enjoy.

For a brief interlude from your virus woes,
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SOURCE URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xq5AATMp4


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  • Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 1 week ago
    Who? was very good. So was the Porking Piglosi and Cryin' Chucky gag with gags.
    A vote for Quid Pro Quo Joe is a vote against the Swiss Navy. Count on Joe to demand that the Swiss stay in their own damn ocean
    Hey, Mr. Obamanation, I know why you don't like Republican First Ladies.
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  • Posted by ohiocrossroads 1 month, 1 week ago
    "And the horse you rode in on" pretty much sums up my attitude toward this bat-crazy hysteria.

    I'm a commercial driver, and I can vouch for the extra road construction that's going on. At least I don't have to deal with it when the traffic is normal.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 1 week ago
      It makes sense, the lowest amount of daily traffic ever!, except maybe 9/11, It's the best time to do construction and get it done fast...tie the inspectors to a light pole and unleash them when needed...On site!
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  • Posted by mspalding 1 month, 1 week ago
    The Ocasio Biden quotes are wrong. Biden's never died before quote has been attributed to Trump and Ocasio. But it was actually Hemingway who said it. And the Occasio Homeless Mortgage quote is actually from a Saturday Night Live show in 2010. Aren't these two dumb enough without making stuff up?
    BUT - all these are great fun. Thanks for the humor!
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    • Posted by Steven-Wells 1 month, 1 week ago
      Both Biden and AOC say idiotic things all the time; for example, Biden complaining about gun "magazines that hold more than one bullet," and Absurd Occasional Cortex claiming that the US has "not earned the right" to call itself a "humane society." Shall we discuss the ridiculous Green New Deal based on the original unsuccessful New Deal?!

      The following is from my growing collection of Absence Of Cortex memes:
      Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a TV, and it said "Built in antenna". I don't even know where the hell that is!
      We are going to make the Electoral College tuition-free.
      My thermos keeps coffee hot and iced tea cold. How does it know?
      Venezuela's economy has collapsed? They should try socialism!
      My preference for speaker of the house would definitely be Bose.
      I read that most accidents occur close to home, so I moved.
      Bread goes in, toast comes out. But where does the bread go?
      If I'm so dumb, how did I finish a jigsaw puzzle in 6 weeks when the box said 3 to 6 years?
      Ribbed condoms ... don't even taste like ribs.
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