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IN THE MEME TYME: Funny First Edition and Random Acts of Reality.

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 5 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 73 years ago,

numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO),

with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just

outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up

by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organisations.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April 1948,

nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.


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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "...buy a big sail boat and go from marina to marina to stay ahead of the communist." Love that plan!! No way will my wife buy into that, though.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Mick Jagger lips was my addition to that meme...it came to me as soon as I saw her lips...she can't get no satisfaction.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 5 years, 4 months ago
    How could Party of Diversity leave out the "Native American"?

    How could the competition for stupid Democrat leave out Congressman Hank Johnson of Capsizing Guam fame?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtmL3...

    Loved the ones with and without "masks".
    The alien UFO story was great, too.
    👍
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino would not be surprised if Brainless put the Bolshevik in charge of some $$$chiff.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yea...I got to work on my taxes too...if bernie or brainless biden get in, I will quit work, sell the house and buy a big sail boat and go from marina to marina to stay ahead of the communist.
    I'll be looking for a Gulch for us too...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 4 months ago
    Me dino was born this month in 1947 or four months too early for allosaurs to fall beneath the veil of exterrestrial suspicion. Bwahaha!
    This month I must work on my taxes to help pay for the next round of Schiffilis, a TDS mental disorder not covered by Medicare.
    No, it won't matter if The Donald is still in office or not. He must be Arkancided!
    Last year's income tax helped pay for this year's TDS.
    Due to the work of the devil should Bumbling Biden or Bolshevik Bernie actually beat the Tangerine Tornado in November,
    we can kiss Medicare and our money goodby to pay for such things as that Democrat restroom I saw in one of the memes.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago
    Thanks to Dobrien for the history lesson on how we ended up with alien hybrids in congress...
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