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IN THE MEME TYME: Funny First Edition and Random Acts of Reality.

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 5 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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The year was 1947.

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 73 years ago,

numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object (UFO),

with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just

outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up

by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organisations.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April 1948,

nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Sr. Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

William J. Clinton

John F. Kerry

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.

I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.


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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Greetings, Katrina41. I just met a guy who is "living aboard" in Washington State at a family gathering in Phoenix, Az. a couple of weeks ago. Says he likes it.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    HEEEEEEY!...YOUR BACK! we were worried...blame Dan if the dates are wrong but I think it was a joke...alien hybrids?
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  • Posted by Katrina41 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We lived aboard for 12 years in Washington State. Taking an idea from a well-known sf writer, maybe we should form our own "Sea State". The storms out there are extremely dangerous to deal with, but the storms building in our beleaguered country will make Mother Nature look like she's on holiday.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 5 years, 4 months ago
    I was born on July 7th. 1934, though.
    Busy little fuckers, weren't they?
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In the Meme Time has help now: besides the one's I scavenge for, we have a couple of contributing memeitors as well.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 5 years, 4 months ago
    Love the intro.

    Favorites this week: clearing snow and Pelosi lips. Thanks and keep 'em coming!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You're probably right as it's a matter of scale. Never got seasick, but got real close folding sails in the hold during a storm. Ran up on deck and was ok, LOL.
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  • Posted by Lucky 5 years, 4 months ago
    The introduction is food for thought!

    My fav this time is- Tax return sent by email...
    a few words bring up a multitude of allusions, absurdities, and contradictions.
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  • Posted by $ gharkness 5 years, 4 months ago
    I tease hubby often about being an alien....he was born in Roswell....
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    AH, but you do get waves and choppiness on the great lakes too, don't cha? You must some tides also...so it's not that much different. The ocean is just bigger in scale and everything else that comes with it.
    Just multiply...laughing
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, I've crewed on sailboats in my past and really had a good time. All Great lakes, no ocean, which I know is different.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 4 months ago
    Cinco De Ported, No witnesses, Schiffilis, and Trumps tax returns emailed to Hitlery got me laughing, but the dude wearing the undies for a virus mask... LOL!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I thought it was funny, but I knew Biden was older so I looked it up and found he was born in 1942. Didn't bother looking up the others.
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