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IN THE MEME TYME 1: Toilet Paper Edition COVID-19 Panic!

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 5 years, 4 months ago to Humor
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As someone from Boston would say: Sorry for all the "Potty Jokes", have a good laugh while everyone else is obsessed with Corona and Toilet Paper.
PS. sorry for the double entry...it took so long to pick these out of 76 memes, I just wasn't willing to do do it over...(little schiff joke there.)


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  • Posted by BCRinFremont 5 years, 3 months ago
    I only plant heirloom toilet paper seeds. My favorite are the Old-timey Sears catalog variety.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I put a 50/50 solution of 35% med grad H2O2 on a deep cut, It was excruciating but as the pain started to subside...I opened my eyes and watched the 1/4" deep, 2" long cut heal before my eyes until there was no evidence at all that my finger was ever cut.
    So to use it to kill viruses, it would have to be a very weak solution...but you wouldn't need very much to begin with in my estimation.
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  • Posted by $ jdg 5 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I'd be careful with the high strength H2O2. It could carry infection where water couldn't go.

    This is something I encountered in an amateur rocket group. We were testing an engine that ran on 70%+ strong H2O2, and I spilled some on my arm. The stuff instantly soaked straight through like I was a sponge, burning all the way through. No lasting harm, but it's wicked stuff.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We do have TP seeds for sale...10 for $50. if you have any fertile ground left unplanted...if not, You could use the corn stalk leaves to WIPE!...
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  • Posted by Spiderwilliams 5 years, 3 months ago
    No TP? No worries! Just planted 4000 corn seeds. Plenty of cobs ready by fall. Will trade for girl scout cookies. Excepting advance pre-orders now. Hurry before its too late. You dont want to be caught with your pants down. Send me your cookies!
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  • Posted by barcbarry 5 years, 3 months ago
    There is no toilet paper shortage so long as the New York Times is still around.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 5 years, 4 months ago
    Save for when a power surge fried an old modem and knocked me dino off-line for 4 days, this is the first time a Meme Time got past me. There's even a tiny-armed (How the hell did they replace aestically pleasing to the eye proportional-armed Jurassic Allosaurus me during the Cretaceous?) T-Rex Carl did not leave a complaint about in my email!
    Anyway, me dino is catching on to why I saw the TP shelves at a grocery store completely cleaned out. COVID-19 must give its victims the runs.
    That tabasco pepper sauce meme presumably helping Cajuns kill the latest virus sparked a memory. Back before Type 2 Diabetes messed up my feet, I was eating fried chicken with jalapeno peppers at an Alabama home game tailgate party when I dropped an end piece of a pepper attatched to its stem into the grass beside a sidewalk where little black sugar ants were out hunting crumbs.
    I remarked my surprise to Son Daniel and Brother Joe over how the sugar ants were biting off bits of leftover jalapeno to take back to their ant hill.
    Then almost immediately I remarked my seconday surprise over how those ants all crawled hardly more than four inches before they died.
    Amazing! Note to self. I always have a jar of jalapeno peppers handy. Why not experiment with those fire ants that I really hate? During the summer months here in the Deep South, I can always spot a large fire ant mound someplace.
    Oh, great memes as always, Carl.
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  • Posted by bobsprinkle 5 years, 4 months ago
    I remember spending time in Iran in '77. The "Persian Version" bathrooms only had a hole in the floor and a pitcher of water........NO toilet paper.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The deep state, along with predicted times, is a nasty cornered poisonous snake!

    Take good care of yourself.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Correct, Colloidal Silver, chlorine/water, 50/50 mix and 35% medical grade Hydrogen Peroxide/water mix, will kill Viruses.
    Colloidal silver spray in nostrils and back of throat is recommended.
    Also, Elderberries will put a slippery coating on your immune cells so no virus can attached...gets washed out of the body with no immunal reaction.
    I also use an extract from the bark of the western Larch tree which is an adaptogen that will regulate your immune responses up or down as needed coupled with super beets for nitric oxide and vitamin C along with 10K units of D3.

    Olive leaf extract is pretty cool stuff as well.
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  • Posted by $ rainman0720 5 years, 4 months ago
    "Bernie Sanders Test Run". Brilliant.

    It's been a bit difficult for me to remain objective the past four or five days. I have to consciously fight to avoid feeling like the entire country (except those in The Gulch) felt when the Taggart bridge just collapsed.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 5 years, 4 months ago
    Note on hand sanitizer - its not a good idea anyway. The primary reason to wash your hands is to flush the nasties off your skin.
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Just shows the state of our social evolution.
    I thought to my self, yes, I do not want to be without toilet paper...ever, but if you spend your money of TP and not food...what the hell do you need TP for?
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I cannot understand the toilet paper panic and the water panic! You can boil your water and kill anything. I haven't heard this virus causes stomach distress. It all seems to be respiratory.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 5 years, 4 months ago
    OUC, I liked the cruise commercial! Great idea for a vacation away from the family and the crazies.
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  • Posted by Abaco 5 years, 4 months ago
    My wife and son like the band "Panic at the Disco". Saw a meme yesterday of "Panic at the Cosco" - haha!
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  • Posted by $ 5 years, 4 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You could bring her into the bath room with you in the morning...hold still for a second dear...now, turn around...hoooold...OK...FLUSH!
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