ALERT!...New updated Epstein Edition...with more humor..

Took me a moment to see it when I saw it...Laughing

You got me with the "Invisible Basketballs" joke.

Jan

We all are at least a few times a week, all this ruckus disrupts the body after a while.

More cost effective to use one BIG sheet instead of 10 little ones...the only problem is the big one rubs against the wall and is hard to pull!

PS...I can get TWO BIG rolls in the back of my pickup truck...

I saw that link also.

Nothing about how surprised Jeffrey Epstein must have been to learn he killed himself?

How'd you EVER guess....I guess you figured (rightly) that we may be full of "it...."

Egads! Needed the chuckles. The accident one was great. The picture one was way TOO real. The neighbor's dog made me smile as well.

Best of all: tie between the smart water one and the information one.

I take it you bought the BIG rolls?...laughing

OK, my favorites are the "picture of your grandma...." except I'm pretty sure most of the pictures are going to be worse than that....

And since I just got home from Costco, where we literally checked out and went back in TWICE! because of "other stuff" we forgot to buy....the toilet paper one hits FAR too close!

My time with them is limited and has to be spread amongst them,.. fore, my wife and I have "Chosen" to be their keepers.

Nah...I always let them takes their time...

It is fun to watch them.

And we sometimes get impatient when it takes them too long to identify that source or finish the story they are smelling.

I like to take the smell home on my cloths for my cats to have a field day.

Any animal smell puts them in a frenzy. They keep sniffing for hours. You can see in their eyes what is going on in their heads, trying to identify the origin.

The Radio is on 104 and the speedo at 15mph...the look on the Deer's face...precious.

A tip that me dino learned after blowing money on trying this, that and the other thing. I finally cured my toenail fungus with cheap rubbing alcohol.
The fifth Beatle made me laugh. So did the second hand store, the long, long, long CVS receipt I got recently for buying three birthday cards for two relatives and a friend, and I stared at that accident report for a couple of "say what" seconds before I busted out laughing.
My verbal reaction to the meme about "before the Internet etc." left me saying, "Boy, I'll say!"

Yep...I get the third degree if I have a strange dog smell on my cloths too...people bring their dogs to Hospice all the time...got ta say Hi to each one.

PS...the fifth Beatle cracks me up.

The two birds with the "Chirp" and the dog asking his master about the neighbor's dog.

Ok, ok...I confess...It was I that added the caption to the first one...