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  • Posted by Technocracy 9 years, 8 months ago
    Here is an example of the stupidity caused by lawyers....

    I have a sunshield for the windshield of my vehicle.

    A BIG yellow sticker says in BOLD Letters......


    ONLY USE IN PARKED CARS

    How are lawyers at fault you ask?

    Because if some dumbass were to try and drive with the sunshield partially or fully in place, a bottom feeder would step right up to help him sue the company that made it.

    Not expecting to win, but hoping for an out of court settlement in the Lawyer Lotto which gaming our legal system provides.

    They have a decent expectation of same because of how much it costs a company to get in front of a judge and hope they toss it as the frivolous lawsuit it is.
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    • Posted by Hiraghm 9 years, 8 months ago

      “The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.”

      ― William Shakespeare, King Henry VI, Part 2
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      • Posted by Snoogoo 9 years, 8 months ago
        A widely misinterpreted quote, if read in context, Shakespeare is actually pointing out the necessity of lawyers for a civil and law abiding society.
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        • Posted by Hiraghm 9 years, 8 months ago
          I know. Kind of my point.

          Lawyers are like women; can't live with them, can't live without them.
          ---
          Kate Sullivan: "Well, for someone who has nothing nice to say about lawyers, you certainly have plenty of them around."

          Lawrence Garfield: "They're like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they f--- up everything. "

          Lawrence Garfield: "When capitalism gets f - -ed up, the communists come back. They're waiting in the bushes. First thing they do is shoot the lawyers. "
          --- Larry the Liquidator, "Other People's Money"
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