What I plan to do on my summer vacation. By Barack Obama
Posted by richrobinson 8 years, 11 months ago to The Gulch: General
Some people think it's easy to restrict freedom, destroy liberty and crash the worlds largest economy. The truth is it is hard work. Just last week I had to invent a whole new set of economic numbers to report because the real numbers would have scared the hell out of everybody. Then there are the phone calls. Al Qaeda did this or ISIS did that or help-Iran wants to destroy us blah, blah, blah. That is why I am looking forward to my summer vacation. Once again it will be a working vacation. I will attempt to spend as much tax payer money as possible to further push us to the brink of insolvency. For security reasons I can't discuss the actual location yet but I will be golfing and bike riding and completely ignoring all the crazy stuff going on in the world. Thinking about all that can be a real drag. So what are you doing this summer?
Jan
The instructor big time whacked some C4 around to show how it needed a detonator to explode.
And that's about all I can remember. That's the closest I ever came to C4.
(Remember how much the Mythbusters had to use before they could replicate the ending of Caddyshack?)
I missed that bit on Mythbusters too.
I'd still love to see Obama to take a hard swing at such a loaded golf on YouTube. Ha! Ha!
Especially after he makes a quick speech about "my thoughts and prayers goes out to" the family of this or that murdered ISIS hostage.
Konechno. Eto budet universal'nyy yazyk v blizhaysheye vremya.
I tried to say, "Me too. I studied it in Institute - but I have fogotten all."
At least I still have something...
Jan
Of coarse. It will be the universal language soon.
Jan, has indeed forgotten all
Jan
be glad that he is on the golf course instead of lobbying
congress to make them bite off more debt for his "social programs."
and yet, millions swoon at this "leader of the free world"
and look to him for their phones, health insurance
and any of 177 other forms of welfare!!! -- j
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And I was hoping our POTUS would try bull fighting. It would be fun to see him take the bull by the horns... so to speak. Maybe running with the bulls... it would seem like good company. :)
Summer vacation this year for me might just be a staycation. There are a lot of things locally that I have wanted to do. For a change this summer I also have several weddings to attend. It will be nice to put on a suit and tie for some weddings instead of the funerals that have become so much more prevalent as the years go by.
Regards,
O.A.
sheep
Jan, poet who sometimes woos the Muse
a liar on a tiger..Of course I'm being very
mean to our animals, and will ask forgiveness!!
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Jan
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send;;; I think that it would be of general interest!!! -- j
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Jan
I learned to put a period . into . the . space . which
I wanted to keep, to prevent contraction. . got the
words to line up right. -- j
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I'm sure one has no trouble hearing her over a jet engine with that penetrating ..... voice
that she appears angry. . but what kind of mind
does it take to say, "This is the first time I've been
proud of my country." when he was nominated .......
or was it when he was elected? . angry over the
affirmative action not exercised fast enough? -- j
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She has resting bitch face. So unfortunate...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/laraparker/thing...
(My daughter is in a theater performance tonight w/one of her two acting classes. It's all the classes doing a proud tin called Looking Back Broadway).
minniepuck -- something which the school of hard
knocks taught my wife, behind a counter in a hospital.
she, and my first father-in-law (auto parts store for
40 years) are/were the best I've known. -- j
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Of my son, I am so proud,
He's doing things we could never say out loud.
To Eastern Royals he bowed,
And kept the U.S. Army cowed.
I'm so proud, my heart is bustin',
We now have a U.S. no one has trust in.
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You should have taken an 8 year vacation--beginning Jan. 20 2009 and gone to Siberia and stayed there ALONE, with NO communication with anybody, until Jan 21, 2017. Afterward, you could go back to your birthplace--Kenya.
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