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I'll take that as a compliment.
Thanks!
''Well here, you can have this one that's already on the ground.
'But it's rotten and it has worms.
''It's also free, and this way you can help clean up the environment.
'Now it sounds like you're tricking me into working for you for just a rotten apple with worms. That's dirty Capitalism. I won't do it.
''Oh, but weren't you trying to get me to work for you to get an apple from the tree for nothing. What's that called?
I am proud to be a greedy capitalist! At least as much as our current system allows me to be.