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The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of alien life forms breeding with non-alien life forms.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
I did clean it up a tiny bit toward the end to both preserve some intellectual dignity and not invite nor incite the ire of the SPCA.
True? Can't say. But I am the messenger and perhaps deserve the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune - deserved or not.
Not for me to say.l
I wonder what George Carlin would have made of such a story?
The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947 , a little more than 66 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:
Barrack Obama
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of alien life forms breeding with non-alien life forms.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
I did clean it up a tiny bit toward the end to both preserve some intellectual dignity and not invite nor incite the ire of the SPCA.
True? Can't say. But I am the messenger and perhaps deserve the slings and arrows of outrageous misfortune - deserved or not.
Not for me to say.l
I wonder what George Carlin would have made of such a story?
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- 2Posted by LetsShrug 9 years, 2 months agoThese people are years apart in age. This is goofy, and them being space alien offspring would be the least of our problems. I'd actually prefer that to be the problem.| Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink
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