So, What's up with the Food Network?

Posted by Eudaimonia 9 years, 4 months ago to Culture
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Is the Food Network now nothing but absurdist cook-offs where people compete to win the approval of the Ruling Class.

Please, oh please, choose *my* cupcake as worthy!

What is this crap?


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  • Posted by dtabor 9 years, 4 months ago
    Having worked in a commercial kitchen, FN is NOT reality. We work together to provide the best customer experience we can ... if someone 'invents' or adapts to ingredient supplies, the executive chef approves or not and we go on. The only show that used to be on FN (now on Cooking Channel) that was worth watching was Good Eats (a purely technique instruction/entertainment show).
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    • Posted by xthinker88 9 years, 4 months ago
      I like Diners Dives and Drive Ins. It's interesting to see all the little greasy spoons around the country. I keep waiting for the one where he interviews Hugh Akston.
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    • Posted by dtabor 9 years, 4 months ago
      And some of the other shows where, if their 'unsanitary' technique was seen by a health inspector, would have them thrown out of any kitchen (other than FF or chain corporate ones) - I'm thinking RR or Giardia as two prime examples.
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  • Posted by $ winterwind 9 years, 4 months ago
    Have you ever seen the movie "Matilda", after the Roald Dahl book? The parents are tv addicts, especially to a "game" show called "The Million-Dollar Sticky". The contestant is shut into a transparent cube the size of a phone booth, and honey starts to fall down on him, followed by paper money. He gets to keep whatever sticks to him.
    Just wait for the same thing, except that it's run by Gordon Ramsey, has the entire contents of a beehive dumped on the contestant, and he gets to keep whatever sticks to him. "OMG, wh-e-e-e-r-r-r-s-s-s-z-z-z the QUEEN!?!"
    OR, what Animal said.
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  • Posted by Herb7734 9 years, 4 months ago
    This crap is called "reality shows". They garner audiences, and are cheap to produce. There still are some programs devoted to actual cooking, but you're right about the encroachment of worthy cupcakes. I thought TV, with a few exceptions, was crap when there were three channels. Now, with over 150 channels, it's just as bad, but you have a greater choice of crap.
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  • Posted by jimjamesjames 9 years, 4 months ago
    It's part of the conspiracy to get us to eat more carbohydrates and die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (snarc)

    I watch Triple D and, when Directv puts it on, Good Eats.
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    • Posted by helmsman5 9 years, 4 months ago
      I think you're on to something! I recall HS friends' parents outlawing television viewing, and now in retrospect think they had reason.. Used to watch Food C. but am similarly disappointed. Bemusing to watch production values, makeup, etc increase while content withers..
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  • Posted by dtabor 9 years, 4 months ago
    An additional comment about the 'socialist' side of these programs and it may not have been intentional ... was the "Stay Hungry" tagline of the Cooking Channel. Was it a watch and wish you could eat like the elitists, or was it continue learning and growing your skills? Subtle.
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    • Posted by 9 years, 4 months ago
      Also is seems that these shows, everyone has to have a sob story to garner sympathy and has to repeat something like "I want to give back..." to prove empathy.

      Great chefs are quite often assh*les, not humanitarians.
      So shut the pie hole, and cook.
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      • Posted by Robbie53024 9 years, 4 months ago
        Great ___________'s are typically a$$holes. It's part of the drive to be excellent that often causes those who are to not be very tolerant of those who aren't.
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        • Posted by khalling 9 years, 4 months ago
          wow, this is a great thread.there's being an asshole and there's being an asshole. One type is unproductively going after other's jugulars in a way to intimidate. I can see it as a useful tactic, but it more likely draws enemies. The other kind is the reasonable response to slacking and un-focused behavior of so many. teams know what they have in quality deadline makers
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          • Posted by $ winterwind 9 years, 4 months ago
            rarely, what they have are rational seducers.
            first you make a team.
            then you let it be known what they are to do [note the ones who say "oh, THAT's why she had us do ....]
            then you let the benefit be known.
            then you get out of the way.
            yes, it only works if you have all the parts - the rarest is a personal benefit for success.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 9 years, 4 months ago
    People here watch tv?
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    • Posted by 9 years, 4 months ago
      There's some good TV, but you have to look for it.

      However, if you go into a random restaurant for lunch and that restaurant has TVs hanging from the ceiling for customer entertainment, the chances are that those TVs will be showing one of the 99.99% of those shows which you personally would not choose.
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      • Posted by freedomforall 9 years, 4 months ago
        In the late 80s I had 4 tv's in different rooms of my one person household (including an Advent projection bigscreen and a handheld portable.) By the early 90s they were all gone and haven't been replaced. I try to avoid propaganda if possible, and tv is inundated with it.
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  • Posted by DrZarkov99 9 years, 4 months ago
    Is competition only the right of overpaid athletes? Game shows, continuing their vapid existence since the '50s, still have an audience. Obviously the formula works, for a certain audience, and profit is the driver.

    It's easy to begin to adopt the elitist mindset we all abhor, denigrating others' tastes as not worthy of existence. That seems out of line with the individual freedom we all espouse here.
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  • Posted by Wifezilla 9 years, 4 months ago
    On an episode of Chopped about 6 months ago, they had a contestant gushing about Obamacare and how somehow winning would let him get great coverage or something. I was in shock about how blatant the propaganda got.
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  • Posted by dtabor 9 years, 4 months ago
    Or maybe it IS like Patton said ... "America loves a winner and won't tolerate a loser." But like communist-core education, FN 'competition' is about as contrived as it gets ... all in the name of getting 'the best'. As I told my son many years ago when he asked about my "favorite" movie/actor/song/band ... I don't have ANY one favorite as it is too limiting.
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  • Posted by gafisher 9 years, 4 months ago
    It's becoming more and more like Japanese television; I suspect the initial success of The Iron Chef competition show (in translation - remember 'way back then?) showed the network how to go from "struggling" to "giving the public what it wants."
    In many ways the inverse of the Atlas strategy, just to keep the thread relevant.
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