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Hey. waitaminute, Maybe we could get Auntie Sis and Cousin Dad together, and do a Christmas Play themed somewhere between Ducked Die Nasty, The Revenooer who Stole Christmas, and Potus, the Red-faced Reigner... Hell, add some first cousins, and we'll have a weddin' as well, we could do it at the bingo parlor - you know, the one where we get our gov'mint checks and cheese?